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Still Bombadil Issue #1: Score for Cell Phone, Rubber Band & Wine Glass

1. Working is Such a Drag 2. The Year it Forgot to Snow 3. Never Gonna be That Way 4. Heartbreak During the Eisenhower Administration (Time Machine) 5. Too Much, Too Little, Too Late 6. Beneath the Ocean, Seahorses are Dancing 7. Waltz for Tuesday

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Hold On

1. Coughing on the F Train 2. Amy’s Friend 3. Bill You for Your Trash 4. Forgive Me Darling 5. I Can’t Believe in Myself and Love You Too 6. Sunny December 7. Framboise 8. Love You Too Much 9. Rhapsody in Black and White 10. Honest 11. Seth (Guess I’ll Know When I Die) 12. Love is Simply

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Metrics of Affection

1. Angeline 2. Learning to Let Go 3. Born at 5:00 4. Isn't It Funny 5. Boring Country Song 6. Have Me 7. Patience is Expensive 8. When We Are Both Cats 9. Whaling Vessel 10. What Does It Mean 11. One More Ring 12. Escalators 13. Thank You

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All That the Rain Promises

1. I Will Wait 2. The Pony Express 3. Laundromat 4. Flour Water Sugar 5. Avery 6. Leather Belt 7. A Question 8. Good Morning Everyone 9. One Whole Year 10. Short Side Of The Wall 11. Unicycle

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Tarpits and Canyonlands

1. I Am 2. Sad Birthday 3. Honeymoon 4. Reasons 5. Cold Runway 6. Oto the Bear 7. Prologue 8. So Many Ways to Die 9. Marriage 10. Laurita 11. Kuala Lumpur 12. Pyramid 13. 25 Daniels 14. Matthew 15. Kate and Kelsey 0. Barcelona

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Bombadil [EP]

1. Jellybean Wine  2. Sinister Side3. Johnny4. Tall Grass5. La Paz

Angeline

take another left Angeline

can't you see the light's turned green 

and you are lost in the city

keep going straight Angelane 

this part of town looks all the same

but I think you'll find it pretty

where you trying go Angelo

your heart goes fast while your car goes slow

and I hope the people have pity

take out the map, Angeline

won't you take out the map?

try and look back Angeline

no -- it's hard to look back

think about the places you have been

the places we've been together?

and say goodbye

take a deep breath Angelie

count to ten and say goodbye

farewell to the concrete pasture 

turn up the heat Angeline 

your bones are cold and it’s in your mind

to go a little faster

pull to the side Angelou

you'd get home if you only knew

the name on your door that your after

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Learning to Let Go

i swear that i am dreaming

when i kiss your lips

is it that we're in love

or just little kids

i'm learning to let go

when will i know

i don't feel that lucky

even with my girl

even if she loves me

there is so much in this world

i'm learning to let go

when will i know

what you see in ink blots, painted

smashed like Rorschachs, jaded

the collision of our lives, was slow

tell me that it's over

i won’t feel that bad

even if you cheated

i'll know that i've been had

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Born at 5:00

born at 5:00, bright blue eyes

mother beamed, father cried

his first words came from a song mom sang

big sis wished it'd been her first name

and he took his first steps learned to live upright

he sat through school but he ran thru the night

and at thirteen kissed a girl but she didn't kiss back 

a name misspelled on the diploma

paycheck => road trip => arizona

his first love wore her hair full of curls

they called it quits but he found another girl

and everyone stared as she walked down the aisle

kids got daddy's eyes and they stole momma's smile

and for a while there everything was goddamn peachy keen

until he cheated death at 35

asleep at the wheel swerved just in time

his heart grew cold and he lost touch

the job was boring and the marriage was tough

then he saw a drop of blood roll down his son's face

he was standing in a robe he was teaching him to shave

and he snapped out of it and he learned to love again

but a stroke got dad and they buried mom

once the cancer grew too strong

a lullaby from sister's lungs

first tear in dad's eye since the birth of his son

so he took the year off to get back on his feet

he didn't do much, took a trip to the beach

here he slept on the sand had a dream where the girl kissed back

highway home, daily grind

birthdays, holidays, peace of mind

he lost his hair, found his laugh 

composed a will and his epitaph

there was nothing too special about the way he lived life

was about average build, was about average height

sometimes he did things wrong other times he did right

a porch out front and a yard out back

the quiet life in the cul-de-sac

kids in school gowns and ties

more little babies with bright blue eyes

so he cashed in his chips and he moved to the hills

but he didn't eat right and he didn't take his pills 

and then at 5 clock one day those soft blue eyes grew still 

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Isn't It Funny

isn't it funny

to think about all the things that make us sad

like losing dreams

and kisses that don't mean anything

what does it bring

isn't it funny

to think about all the things that make us cry

like family

and the one time that your best friend lied

what does it bring

its time to sit down and reflect

the misdeeds you can't correct

we've all had our missteps

our shoelaces are ragged

and our heart rabid                    

have the faces become wood

to burn if you could

you won't say goodbye though you should

the fire will pass by where you stood 

its an opportunity and it's good

but it's hotter than what you're prepared to do

it's a realization 

as you stare into the bayou

that you must lower your expectations 

I've seen that

it brings hardship at such a fast clip

broken pride and a busted lip

a wheelchair is your new bridle and horse bit

how will you control yourself at this high idle 

when the words you say don't fit

and the motion in your legs is nonexistent 

would you say boredom is an emotion  you feel 

but cant vent

all the memories sealed forever vacant  

friends you can't even remember

nor how the time was spent

you give in easy now like rag doll, it seems to be the only constant 

I am a chauffeur

this life is over

drive where you want to

I can't take you there

your arms hurts when you twist

an even the best docs and psychiatrists can't

help answer why me why this

they still think ignorance is bliss

did you tell them what you missed

that your life is over

and the chauffeur's been thrown out

golf clubs and baseball gloves

but you can't even get out of the dugout

you hit a home run and try to laugh  

you see the ball and then zone out

and it's your favorite thing to watch the weather channel

wrapped in your best flannel

your eyes void you can’t handle  the honest  precipitation or

its sting   

what does the rain promise

what does the pain bring

forever a doubting Thomas, you begin to ask yourself about everything

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Boring Country Song

just another boring country song

just another story about you and me

what about those big tears

doesn't make you happy     

just another plot goes on and on

just another love with too much history

what about King Lear

doesn't drive you crazy

just another boring country boy

just another soul whose feet are dirty

what about the big tears

doesn't make you happy

just another rabbit from my hat

just a magician whose tricks are lazy

what about the smoke and mirrors

hasn't fooled you lately

but you''ll probably never hear it anyway

if you heard my voice would my tenor be ok

i never took a lesson in my life

not confessing to you that you were right

you don't listen to country

you don't wear boots on sunday

you don't understand sweet tea

then why do i find it crazy 

that you like me

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Have Me

you can't have diamonds made of gold

you can't stop from getting old

you can't put everyone you've loved into a single car and

you can only go so far

you can't have 700 wives

you can't decide who lives or why

the universe exploded

you can't have constant happiness

you can't rebuild forgotten bliss

or mountaintops, eroded

but when i walked into your room

i was so scared that you would see

all the nervousness surrounding me 

but now i know i was the fool 

for starting every single 

sentence in my head with "we"

you can't have everything you want

or even sometimes what need

even if you need it desperately

but, apple blossom, if i could, 

i'd carve a shuttle out wood,

and fly us out beyond the breeze.

all alone except for stars,

i would wonder how you are

the most beautiful of things

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When We Are Both Cats

I asked my girl:

baby do you love me true? 

do you love me like the ocean loves the blue?

she rolled over and then she stopped me in my tracks

it'll be revealed some day when we are both cats

I blinked my eyes 

and considered a reply

hey baby, do you think you could clarify?

when she the words again, I wasn't sure how to react

it'll be revealed some day when we are both cats

so I asked my girl 

what that meant about our past

all those times you told me that our love would last

did you love me then or was all of that an act?

it'll be revealed some day when we are both cats

so I walked outside 

'cause I needed some fresh air

went out driving, caught a movie, cut my hair

but no matter where I went 

all her words kept coming back

it'll be revealed some day when we are both cats

and then when I came home

the bird had spread her wings 

she evacuated all her little things

just a little note to the mantle was attached

we will meet again someday when we are both cats

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Whaling Vessel

my skin is made of the softest oils

does this make me a factory

my fins that take me through the sea

bounty of a royal man 

that's trying to get the best of me

on his whaling vessel

my skin is made of the softest oils

destined for the big city

my tail is a gray oragami

bounty of a royal man 

who's trying to get the best of me

on his whaling vessel

a thousand miles beside the rails

and then I'm gone before they set the sails on me

in their whaling vessel

a man is a fish that lost his scales

does that make him a lesser thing

tired of land where he is king

nothing noble in the art 

of trying to get the best of me

on his whaling vessel

a man is a fish that lost his scales

does that make us family

does he face me honestly

driven by a frail sense of

sharing ancient memories

on his whaling vessel

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What Does It Mean

what does it mean when you stay silent? is that just shyness, or have you implied that it's the end of our life together?  baby you were meant for me but maybe i act differently from how you expected me to be.  what does it mean when you cry when i describe how your root beer eyes stab me with little tiny knives of longing in my mind?  it seems there could be two explanations.  they could be joyful tears or they could employ your fears of facing the shame of saying you'd rather he be here.  

well you came on to me so i went to you.   but if i knew then that i'd still be this in to you, would i have been so unkind to you, taken your time from you?  i don't think so.  i don't know, but i don't thinks so.

what does it mean when you say "okay goodbye" after i say i love you one million times into the phone line when each little chat has died?  why does it feel like you've got ice for arms?  oh yeah, it's cool girl, yeah i'm busy too, girl.  we'll touch base soon, sure, but i've really got a ton of work to do, alone.  baby we were meant to be but maybe we are not the same as how you envisioned we would be.  and baby you mean everything to me but i have seen the reasons now and i think you should probably leave.

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One More Ring

my room is a museum

a lifetime's of my work 

I am the last Mohican 

I stand proud although I'm hurt

I keep a cup of secrets 

from which I never drink

I am an ancient king 

who sits proud but never thinks

so if I find one more ring 

of yours mixed up among my things

I just might sell all my belongings 

to make sure I've cut all my strings

and if I find one more note

crumpled up inside my coat

I'm moving back to Carolina

where I'll live out on the coast

I have a box of trinkets 

I count them one by one

each one is a keepsake 

from a war that I have won

I have a daily schedule

a comfortable routine

watch months roll by with pleasure

like girls walking down the street

I lost all my ambition

could've settled for less

but if I can't have you 

I don't care about the rest

if I find one more strand 

of black hair under my night stand

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Escalators

if i lay down

on an escalator

would you step on me

just a rug

tired of hugs and relaxation

i've given up

on my autobiography

cold coffee and a pillow

days that feel slow

are enough for me

if i gave in

to the corporate tactics

would you say that i

jeopardized

all that i once believed in

has come untied

Teddy Roosevelt - "I cannot speak softy"

cold coffee and a pillow

days that feel slow

are enough for me

do you ever think about the future

what holds those invisible sutures together

is the doctor in

whatever happened to spontaneity

it’s my deity

and i'm in charge of me

let’s see how far we can walk with our eyes closed

each step raises the bar of uncertainty

but fortunately

our feet are wheels that ride the maze

that is my life my hour my days

let’s take the escalator up

we've been living in a cup that's china-made

i drank the kool aid

i paid too much for

and more is just a bore

of plastic happiness

let’s get rid of the rest of this

twist yourself to hear the truth

your laundry list is so uncouth

of things been checked off

forgotten or left off

and all the lights you never turned off

and i'm the man who pays

if i lay down

would you pick me or

would you step on me

we're out of toilet paper again

all this talk about the end is eating me up

would you please shut up

we've had enough

of the apocalypse

and its making me sick and i cannot predict

the ending of my favorite show

or was it a book in slow motion

like Captain Cook on the Indian Ocean

eaten alive and great history lies in you and I

and I think that's ok

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Thank You

forget about the ones who let you down but remember to stay gracious for the ones who stuck around.

thank the ones around you, if you win, but believe in yourself even if your own mother begins

to doubt you.

and take everyone you love, and write them down.  you might not want to tell all of them, because that could weird some people out, but let them know you care, somehow.

now hold the one you love in both your hands.  apologize for what you did, and he will understand.  and if he doesn't, well fuck him, you've done all you can.

but i just want to say thank you for all the time that you stayed by my side.  what a wonderful feeling to feel like everything is right.  what a wonderful feeling to know that everything is fine

keep your family close because when you get in trouble they'll be the last to lose their hope.

say your prayers every night.  they don't have to be to god, it just helps to sort your thoughts. and you never know, they might be right.

now if i died tomorrow, would you say nice things?  or would you tell the truth even if it sounds a little mean, so if i'm remembered, i'm remembered realistically?

but if there's something that you want with all your heart that you want so much, it's tearing you apart well don't try to kill the fire, it has to go out on its own.

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I Will Wait

Oh my Jesus Christ,

can you bring me back to life?

Can you lead me to an afterlife that I would like?

Oh my Savior of the Meek,

can you teach me how to speak?

Can you teach me how to love myself when I am weak?

Oh my Lord of Love,

where are you hiding far above?

Why don’t you come to me and show me what I ask you of?

Oh Emmanuel,

will you guide my way?

Did you see, but do you understand how far I fell?

Oh my Righteous Man,

will you give me solid land?

Will you give my own the greatest gift so we may stand?

Oh my End of Days,

am I headed for a path

that will lead me to the mouth of everlasting pain?

They will pray but if you listen you will hear me say:

I will wait for you to swing below and take me away.

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The Pony Express

I am so sorry

Take off your hat take a seat now

put a pen to paper and write

Put on a stamp

Put on a lick

The letter will send itself

write on the line

Right on time

the pony express is clockwork

I wish the rose that I gave you

Was still taped to the window

And the ponies played fiddles that weighed down their backs

Whispering I am so sorry

Just a few more errands to do

Last in line the letter it is

Put in a coat

Put on a rack

And then forgotten

Left at a friend's

and he'd let you in

But you haven't spoken in weeks

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Laundromat

The next time I am at the laundromat

I’m gonna talk to her

And the next time I talk to her

I’m gonna ask her out

The soap is old the dry is cold and I cannot fold

My socks in knots as the quarters drop and I’m stuck in parking lots

As I listen to the machines go ‘round

The next time I am at the laundromat I’m gonna call my dad

And the next time I call my dad I will apologize

The snack machine is stuck between the TV and magazines

That talk about our self-doubt and the things we can’t live without

As I listen to the machines go ‘round

I’ve been waitin’ after weekend after weekend after

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Flour Water Sugar

Flour water sugar

Warm air in the oven

All you need's to wait dear

All you need's to wait for the sun to come near

Mother wife and daughter

She's the only one who's home

Won't you come and greet her

Won't you come and meet the woman who is sure

to always wait for the sun to come near

Dust lies in the cabinets for years

Layers of paint on the wall disappear

Telling stories

Just a repetitious hum

Waiting for the guests who surely forgot to come

all day all day all day she yawns to pass her years

Boxes from the ceiling to the floor

Books she never read and clothes she never wore

Drinking coffee every hour until one

Waiting for the guests who surely forgot to come

all day all day all day she yawns to pass her years

Blow out all the candles

Sweep up all the breadcrumbs

Flour water sugar

mix them for the day to come

day to come near

who will come near?

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Leather Belt

Like a leather belt I am unlatched on the floor

The untethered ball detached from the core

Please don’t pick me up perhaps it’s my preferred form

Please don’t put me back I’m a dropped acorn

If you mean well, leave me here

Don’t leave me here

It’s what I fear

As a desert oak I wear a trench coat of thorns

If you lean on me your skin might get torn

Just a heavy wind I am a hurricane being

A steady wave cursing all I’m seeing

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A Question

Excuse me, I have a question that will make us awkward. So, if you would like an awkward situation, just say “What is it Stuart?” Okay, here it goes.

Excuse me, but I have a little trepidation so I’m already a bit awkward. So, if you would like an intrepid situation, just say “What is it Stuart?” Okay, here it goes.

Do you like me too?

Excuse me, but I was obviously just kidding. Of course I don’t really feel that way about you -- that would be so incredibly awkward. What do I say now?

Excuse me, but I have a serious situation: I think my eyelids are broken. I should see nothing when I close them, but I see your face smiling up at me in Tennessee.

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Good Morning Everyone

I dropped the plate onto the floor

It was too early to breathe

We'll sweep it up before we're up

And whisper with our feet

The radio rings

It's hard to say

Whether the day is late or lazy

Good morning everyone

I pulled the sheets up off my eyes

It was too cold to dream

Scratch my back let's listen back

To the thoughts we forget slowly

The coffee bubbles

Is it too much

to say the hour has lost its touch

Good morning everyone

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One Whole Year

One day I went to work, told em I had had enough

I was born to be an artist I was meant for paint and brush

So I sold all I owned, what I didn’t sell I burned

And I moved in with my parents, bought supplies with what I’d earned

And now all I got to show for these empty cans of paint

Is a portrait of my mother, a suburban landscape

All the people that I met, all the time that I spent

Was a poor man’s fortune but it didn’t pay the rent

I made it one whole year

Think it went pretty well but I’ll tell you in a minute it was shorter than it felt

The nurse called my name and I hobbled to my feet

And the test results were good enough to let em set me free

Now they’re sawing off my casts and I’m trying to recall

How to walk and how to dance and how it feels when I fall

I pleaded with the judge and I cried to the jury

But my lawyer says it’s over and I really shouldn’t worry

I thought I’d get off clean but they heard my past was checkered

Don’t they know a man is more than what’s recorded on the record

So they hauled me off in chains and they showed me to my cell

It’s a place that never rains it’s a steel umbrella

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Short Side of the Wall

The short side of the wall is crumbling

I don’t know if I should blame someone

The short side of the wall is tumbling

Over and over until it is overrun

Lips of locks and hearts of rocks

Are losers that have won

Minds of bricks and souls of sticks

Are lined up one by one

The short side of the wall is mumbling

It was over before it begun

The short side of the wall is humbling

Stone by stone we own the revolution

Priests of light and acolytes

Will answer to no one

Weary dogs and rusty cogs

Are marching to the drum

What do you want to be

With all that you see

What do you want to have

With all that you have done

What do you want to do

Now that it’s through

For what do you long

Now that it is gone

The short side of the wall is sunken

And the future’s setting like the sun

The short side of the wall fell down

As the people fired off their guns

Children dream of times that seem

Forgotten by everyone

Devil’s bells and carousels

Already have begun

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Unicycle

Two wheels is too much for me

And handlebars are too easy

Spin my pedals on just one wheel

Put me on the saddle I’m outta here

Give me a unicycle dear

Give me a rubber dusty keel

Give me an edge that I can feel

As I bump up and down the hill

Goin fast is overrated

And falling off is what I’ve traded

It’s unbalanced but what a steal

Inefficient is my onliest fear

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I Am

I am lost in the sand building you a pyramid

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Sad Birthday

in the hall we're celebrating what is called sad birthday

you're the host, it's up to you to make the toast on this cursed day

count to 3, but there is no one else to sing (1 2 3 ) happy birthday

sad birthday

count your gifts, count again what did you miss nothing anyway 

candles burn, make a wish and then adjourn to the next day 

cut the cake, get in line and take a plate, the polite way

postman comes, a stack of bills between his thumbs just to throw away

check your phone there's just one message it's from home and they forgot to say

happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday to you

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Honeymoon

throw the body in the lake

and take a chance that no one finds out

your life is stories that you fake

and rake like leaves behind you

so row the boat into the bay

and say you've lost your compass

your life is pieces that you play

and maybe they will trump us

blow the kiss you never felt

and belt your wife for smiling

love is lying by yourself

alone awake and crying

honey

even if you knew

what lies, what lies behind that honeymoon

sew the ribbon round your throat

and coat your mouth with honey

your life is books you never wrote

and tote only for money

dig a hole into the ground

and pound the earth in outrage

your life is treasures that you've found

and drowned in lakes that you've made

show the soul you never had

a fad that will not save you

your life is hiding all the bad

and sad smiles that break you

honey if you took back all the promises and rings

and little things and when he sings would you still know

what lies behind that honeymoon

movies that you make and you hit stop and you hit play

and the scenes are day by day would you still know

what lies behind that honeymoon

comb through all facts to learn his words are rather heady

says he's ready to go steady would you still know

what lies behind that honeymoon

pies that you will bake when you are sittin in the kitchen

are you listenin to what your missing would you still know

what lies behind that honeymoon

be the first to crack when your new love must be measured

under pressure under pleasure would you still know

what lies behind that honeymoon

suckle on the lack of all the hugs you never got

and if you rot it's what you bought would you still know

what lies behind that honeymoon

dew lies on the haystack you were tied and you were tethered

like a feather in stormy weather would you still know

what lies behind that honeymoon

be the first to crack when your new love must be measured

under pressure under pleasure would you still know

what lies behind that honeymoon

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Reasons

well if i'm the reason you get mad

consider if you never had

a reason to get quite so angry for at all.

and if you're the reason i get red

i'll consider throwing you to bed

as well as all the times when i got

nothing much at all.

don't walk away. and i won't walk away.

if we're the reason you get scared

consider that we've never fared

better than the fights in which we gave our all.

and if i'm the reason you get cross

consider that we never lost

the wish to make things right when it

mattered most of all.

well if i'm the reason you get mean

consider if you'd never seen

that bunch of flowers twice the height

what i thought we could find.

but if we're the reason you must leave

promise, girl, that you'll believe

yourself and not my stutterred pleas

for you to change your mind.

but if i ever wonder why i love you

just open up one bright brown eye and

i will surely find.

that the way i feel inside will sure remind me who

it is that makes the butterflies within my stomach

twist and turn and dive.

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Cold Runway

if we fell in love in an aeroplane

cabin pressure would you take my name

and the shame as we taxi down

the turbulence sounds good

on the cold runway

if we knew true love in the checkout aisle

plastic bags and the clerk she smiles

and the miles through the parking lot

we are not a coupon for cheap love

won't you marry me marry me, please julie

won't you carry me carry me, please julie

the funeral cues me to bury my heart

if we called it quits over christmas dinner

turkey's burnt can you smell the winter

and the cinders just blacken the snow

your footprints showed me that you just walked in circles

if we talked briefly on the telephone

my head drops as I listen for the tone

take me home and my body's shakin

why'are you takin my dignity

a name upon a stone

has gone and found a home in my heart

if we never met would it be ordinary

to think of you by the cemetery

as I carry my pick and shovel

the flowers huddle in circles round your feet

if we met again by the cemetery

tombstone name oh won't you marry

won't you marry me marry me please julie

carry me carry me please julie

bury me bury me please julie

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Oto the Bear

oto the bear slept by the stream

oto the bear couldn't come clean

fish dance the disco of bear dreams

get up get up get up get up woo

oto the bear played by the thicket

oto the bear just couldn't kick it

berries crushed microphones concert ticket

get up get up get up get up woo

oto take a chance

you gotta be gotta be taking a chance

get up get up get up get up

oto the bear they are coming to see

strapped to the cage of the magnolia tree

oto the bear they are coming to look

brought by the idea that souls can be shook

oto the bear, he's oto the bear

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So Many Ways to Die

so many ways to die

so many ways to stay alive

but if you wouldn't mind to wait a while

you could give another day a try

you tell me all that you cherished is through

well that's not true it isn't true

it isn't true

i read it in the news it is but really isn't you

you are exactly who you choose

you're only lying to you

so many ways to think

how differently we interpret the brink

between the side of life worth living

and the point at which you're better off to sink

so many ways to laugh

chortle chuckle giggle cachinnate guffaw like william howard taft

science has proven it's correlated

with the number of days your life will pass

so many ways to die

so many different ways to lie

should a community allow

or should society continue to deny

what could i say where do you go

what could i do what could i know

so many different lives

so many different ways to hide

but if you open your shutters

you might find the joy that only lives outside

so many ways to dance

so many different meanings for glance

but you only get a few if you keep staring at your shoes

you will miss every single chance

three thousand different ways

they could've rearranged your dna

but I believe just for today that

you can conquer your affliction of the brain

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Marriage 

what would you say to marriage

after the 200th time I told the same joke

and then I broke your favorite watch with my heel

what would you say of true love

after the 200th time I told you I loved

and then I blew your confidence with a lover that was in my past

I thought you knew, I thought you knew

this was marriage

would you still find me pretty

after the 200th time I wore the same skirt

and then I hurt your dream job offer because I was scared

would you still buy me dinner

after the 200th time I dropped my silver fork

and the nursery rhyme stork never brought a baby to you

I thought you knew

I thought you knew

this was

just two names on a court certificate

20 years and the same kiss

and I thought you knew

I thought you knew

this was marriage

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Laurita

laurita yo tengo un secreto para ti

si lo supieras no le querias tu

me esperarias catacumbas serias tu

la verdad yo tengo en mis labios cuando hablo contigo

el ya tiene otra flaquita

lie lie lie lie lie lie lies

un lugar que siempre es sagrada para mi

cuerpo y mis huesos a donde van

despues de todos dias capitana sin charlatan

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Kuala Lumpur

monsoon winds will take you home to my malaysia

kuala lumpur, kuala lumpur all day

so much to say

so much to say malaysia

so much to say

monsoon winds will take you home to my

so much to say malaysia

so much so much to say

palm trees bend up to the sky in my malaysia

my malaysia

dear darling shores of malaysia

so much to say

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Pyramid

hauling your limestone all over town

won't you send me a message and keep me around

building you a pyramid

lost in the sand, lost in the sand

nomads they will find you

your locks will never hold

prophets will forget you

history is painted gold

she's a scarab collector that's what she is

i can tell by the wrapping that's hanging from her wrist

made you a capstone built it from scratch

but I planned no exit or safety hatch

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25 Daniels

25 daniels rode off that day

they were wearing the same coat of blue

no one was sure how many would die

but most guessed it'd be at least 22

and so damn old man time and his dirty trick ways

made the worst month of her life feel like 36 days

and the last time she smiled was for heaven and you

in the winter of 1972

25 daniels rode off that day

they were wearing the same coat of blue

each of them thought they would surely survive

cos their courage was loyal and true

and so damn the other side and their dirty trick ways

how the redcoats conspired to make dirty water ways

and the last time she smiled was for heaven and you

in the winter of 1972

on the lam was one daniel the lone runaway

who had thrown off his coat of blue

he won a whole in his sock, scored a hole in his shirt

where the bullets should have gone through

and so damn old man time and his dirty trick ways

made the worst month of her life feel like 36 days

and the last time she smiled was for heaven and you

in the winter of 1972

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Matthew

playing checkers in the great hall

made math and science school a little less not fun at all

studying all night for dr. kish's quiz

at least you never caught Yersinia pestis

LAN parties after lights out

some got mad when we competed for the longest shout

Suspended for a week when i propped a door

so we drove to shawnee to get some tips from rushmore

it was looking pretty bleak - would they let us stay?

But did we really want imprisonment anyway?

Still, I'm pretty glad they let us back in

You were a pretty shoddy roommate but i'd do it again

Don't ever take for granted what you're given

mathew when they found you they had found you finding jesus as well

the poison had caught you in its spell

did nobody bother you to tell

the catholics would banish you to ...

well they should know that you're in

a better part of hell

Making fun of tyler and aaron for being so fat

and how laura was such a brat

double-cut punch right across the chin

boxing during study time once and again

and with a couple old foils we'd fight and then

party in the dark to Aphex Twin

Always kind of an ass, always making us laugh

i used to like looking into the past

now you're out of line, now you're out of time

forever asshole

did you really think you had it the worst of all?

you had: everything you ever needed

except another head a little less conceited

forget about the ones that once you needed

matthew when they found you they had found you finding jesus as well

the poison had caught you in its spell

did nobody bother you to tell

the catholics would banish you to

well they should know that you're in

a better part of hell

than the darkness whence you fell before

matt when they found you they had found that you'd found christ where

you lay

he gave you the strength to live, they say.

i think he gave you the strength to pass away

he made you believe it was okay

to produce all the pain and blame

anchors away!

five hundred yesterdays

before you took your breath away.

not a lot to say

nothing much to do

there is a part of you

in every of the ones you knew

one of whom forever blue

i only wish you knew

that the gun that failed to fire beforehand

tried to tell you nothing new

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Kate and Kelsey

kate and kelsey

we will marry you

on the road to north carolina

strawberries in your hand

we will take your hands

promise to walk hand in hand

because I cannot stand to be alone

southern love affair

love is truth or dare

does the warm air make you nervous

tobacco farmland

will you learn to plow by hand

promise to walk hand in hand

because I cannot stand to be alone

kate and kelsey

we will marry you

hate and jealousy

carry a penalty

that I don't think we can ignore

if we bury all our plans

fill our hearts with all the sand

then we'd walk hand in hand

because I cannot stand to be alone

let's burn what we share

love is a ruthless stare

that your brown hair does not hide

goodbyes are never grand

love is timing where we stand

even if we drop our hands

because I cannot stand to be alone

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Barcelona

[why is this song not on Tarpits?]

Well I made my first million

and I felt like a billion

so I decided to take a trip

I went to the store

and before i got bored

I bought myself a brand new ship

I decided to go east

I thought to at least

find a nice place on the sea

so I asked all my friends

and they all took my hands

and said there's only one place

I could be

oh Barcelona

Barcelona

the grand city

the hills and the valleys

la rambla and alleys

and oh what a beach     

so after I bought

that very first yacht

I made to sail right away

we traveled in style

but it took us a while

we took twenty two and one half days

we got to the beach

but no one to teach me

that girls could be naked bove  the waist

and so I played in the sand

oh breasts I couldn't stand it

so I held my hands to my face

then we cruised through the town

and we walked around

all these buildings by a dude named gaudi

but it was all very strange to me

because it was plain to me

that nothing was finished really

then we climbed to the top of the hill

and we took our fill

of a gorgeous view to save

but no one explained to me

how it came to be

this mountain on some graves

Barcelona

oh Barcleona

a world apart

old and new

and so much to do

and oh all the art

I went out at night

I was clubbing til dawn

I'm drunk off sangria

who knows what else I am on

this place it's so modern

and the girls are no joke

the sad thing about it is

after two days I'm flat broke

let's get outa here

got back in the boat

and got up the coast

it's time to go back home

I kissed columbus' feet

I hoped that we would meet

the new world on our own

we were sailing fine

yes we were making good time

but I knew that it would never last

and now I'm stuck on an island

just south of iceland

cause I cannot afford gas

Barcelona

oh Barcelona

oho what a place

the streets and the parks

and the city after dark

and my fortune to waste

Barcelona

Barcelona

the grand city

you know it was fun

but I am glad I am done

because it was not cheap 

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Trip Out West

Thought I'd take a trip out west

See the Mississippi

Go down to Tennessee or the Big Easy

Drove out from the east coast

With my home town boy

Put in on the southern shores of

Illinois

Don't take it so hard, babe

Life and you

Don't take it so hard, babe,

It'll see you through.

Hid out in a corn field

With Picasso colors

Humming birds and mosquitos

By the brown waters

Walked through the darkest cave

Hoping for Mark Twain

Didn't find that river man but it

sure did rain.

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Julian

Julian of Norwich was a charming farming girl.

Perfectly content in her little peasant world.

Prepared to live her weary dreary life.

To live as someone's perfect little wife.

Then one day she heard a higher, mighty voice.

And to her it seemed that there was a higher choice.

So she made her vows and the whole world she did tell,

She would live alone in a little walled-off cell.

Julian of Norwich, why did you go away?

Don't you know your family thinks of you every day?

And though your faith is strong it has to be said,

to your own family you may as well be dead.

Julian of Norwich was buried alive.

On only bread and water she could not survive.

But she always prepared for this day.

She went through her funeral before they locked her away.

All the people came from far and wide

They could not go in so they stayed outside

They opened up their hearts

and confessed their sins

Their stories made Julian's cut up head spin

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Smile When You Kiss

you should smile when you kiss

dont let people say your emotionless

sentimentalist

laugh when you want

dont let people say you do it to taunt

or haunt

dance when you like

dont let people say its only for night

thats trite

and you can cry by yourself

im here to tell you other people are hell

shit sells

you can sing all alone

singings just talking in tones

rhymestones

and get off your cellphone

because they're tracking you home

skin and bones

all alone

when you do and when you do

so compile all your bliss

into memory books of all the people

you miss

it's heartless

to keep all the change

the root of evil's made us deranged

we're chained

to the walls of our jobs

a school of fish on the fishing bobs

we're slobs

for the friends that we keep

never seem to keep us so neat

that's sweet

like a closed candy store

that couldn't stay open just one day more

we're troubadores

and the mgm lion's roar

is making you bored

so pull the cord

and close the door

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Rosetta Stone

Well she said

Hello in

Well it must've been an archaic tongue

Was it more a sweet goodbye, so long, I've had my fun

And she brought

an interpreter

and he's making it quite clear your champagne's always near

You came by for the music but

You know you're not really here

Teach me your alphabet so I can break your code

I swear you're from the golden age, you're my rosetta stone

And she brought

An interpreter

And he's making it quite clear your champagne's always near when you're your most sincere

You came by for the music but, it's worse than you feared.

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Three Saddest Words

When you called at 4am

My mind was workin

I rolled over in the bed above

the box where I kept

The trifles I talked in letters unsent

and I don't understand what you see in this man

what you see in me.

It's no surprise

My heart is broken

It's no surprise

And I don't understand what it means for your man

What it means for me

Called you back at 5:17

You never answered and now I have seen

What it means to me

I realize

I have the answer

I realize

I remember

You told me there were

The three saddest words and now I am sure

What they mean to me

I got the tone

But could not follow through

Just a recording

A voice I once knew

Said the three saddest words

That I ever have heard

And I remember

But now I'm not sure

What it means from you.  

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Buzz, a Buzz

a buzz, a buzz

is pleasant company for someone

surrounded

by four walls.

abuzz, abuzz

your mind it was when someone

found out

love was gone.

a bust, a bust,

you thought it must have been a breach

of trust

by four walls

a bus,t a bust,

you turned your cards over,

threw them up in disgust.

love was gone.

a bus, a bus

passenger asked you how you felt you said you felt

surrounded

by four walls

a bus, a bus

took you pretty far but you wound up right back

where you started

love was gone.

I was singing about that time with the border patrol and the mountains

of utah. you thought you had control. but now that confession put it

home back down to the gravest days and alright guess who's

backit'slikethat, it'slikethisit'slikethatand you said

I've got dreams that I can't share

so I write them in reams so the papers will blare

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One, Two, Three

One, two three

And if I could be

Beautiful to see

I would be a little white flower

Under a tree

And if I could sing

All the love I would bring

I would be a bluebird baby

Taking wing

We could watch the clouds go by into nothing

We could watch the passersby, that's something

No no, she says, no no, she says,

No no she says that's not how it goes

And if I could fly

Pie in the sky

I would try and win your love

Don't ask why

And if I could be

WIth you and me

Three words would be all I needed

One, two, three; one, two three

I love you, I love you

I know she says, I know she says,

I know she says, that's how it goes

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Cavaliers (Har Hum)

We are calling cavaliers to arms

We shall fight like a lion with a sword in its side

We shall rush to defend at the sound of the alarms

We shall vanquish our foes with the justice of the brave

Cavaliers, sing out in glory, har hum

Cavaliers--it's the same old story, har hum

And we'll raise up our fists as the horns ring out

O'er the river we must cross to the enemy side

But we'll fall to our knees as the tide brings doubt

For heavy baggage worn we are bashed and bathed

So we knocked on the doors of the ones who kept us down

But they heard us from afar and they ran away in fear

So we sharpened our blades on whatever was around

Branches, bark and motor oil, we left a dreadful wake.

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Caterpillar Tree (for old time's sake)

A lonely caterpillar tree

Stands right next to me

And it wants you for a friend to be

Maybe you can be

Inside of me

Is a lonely caterpillar

Inside of me

Is a light that grows much dimmer

Let's take a ride, ride cause you've got the time.

a lonely caterpillar tree

Stands by the sea

And it wants you for a friend to be

Maybe you can see

Inside of me

Is a lonely caterpillar

Inside of me

Are two eyes that shake and quiver

Let's take a ride, ride cause you've got the time.

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Get To Gettin' On

Well I said

You could stay with me

I was being polite out of courtesy

And you looked me right in the eye

Promised me that it'd be just for a while

So I'm laying this one down

I ain't puttin you on, no

Girl, I'll give you til the dawn

And then you got to get to gettin on

Well it

Took me some time

I thought this one through and I made up my mind

And you well, you ain't no good

You had me fooled, carved my heart up just like wood

In case you did not hear me

I'm gonna tell you once more

get out the door.

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Jellybean Wine

Jellybean wine, perfect for a sunday morning hangover

Jellybean wine, perfect for a sunday morning

Hang out the window and wait to grow younger

Hang out the window and wait to grow young

And she does

The sun's coming up as she's going down

High as a kite that's kicking the ground

Yesterday's gone but she's still around and she knows

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Sinister Side

I've got a straw hat

I took it from a tourist

took it right off his head

because I'm a purist

next I got his pocket watch

stuck at half past three

that was meant for a grandson

but got passed on to me

I didn't mean for it to hurt

it's just my line of work

there's an angel on the right shoulder tellin' me no

a devil on the left sayin on with the show

the angel on the right says boy you better think twice

why does the side of the devil always look so nice

I've got a camera

equipped with a flash

it was taken from someone's

secret stash

now I've got some photos

though none of myself

all the folks that I don't know

got empty frames on the shelf

I've got a backpack

but I did the gal a favor

when I took it off her hands

it was freedom that I gave her

inside I found a history book

on the Russian revolution

looks like Marx says that I'm justified

with my wealth redistribution

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Johnny

little johnny johnny cut himself to stay sane

he had a girly girly but she couldn't remain

by his side so he tried to fill the void in his life

by writing on his arm with a knife l

ittle johnny's brother when he saw johnny's pain

he looked at little johnny with the greatest disdain

he said bro I don't know but it looks to me as though

only yourself is to blame

she walked into johnny's room

and now she knows just what he means

it was different

when she was writing on his arm she was

little johnny knew that feeling had to revive

he didn't really wonder whether he would survive

so he clung to the pain with the hopes to regain

proof that johnny still was alive

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Tall Grass

The tall grass swings to the rhythm of the falling rain

that drops its beads on the flowers below

the sun shines down like a spotlight on center stage

and all the creatures feel  the morning time rage

on that center stage

the soft wind sings to the jitter of the dancing trees

that drop their leaves like a fly on the go

the dark clouds ring out a RUMBLE WHILE THE SUN ABSTAINS

and we're all dancing to that summer time rain

call us all insane

where did you look in a mirror what did you see saw

myself tell me more a little bit clearer than before

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La Paz

I want to crawl in the ocean

want to swim in the street

til both my knees are broken

til I skin my padded feet

yes I

think I'll retire for a while

go down to La Paz

a place above the sea to miles

to sit and watch time pass

I hope they named that city right

for I intend to rest in peace

smoke from my Andean pipe

in a blanket of llama fleece

I don't need my eyes

don't need my ears no more

I see what I despise

I hear what I abhor

yes I

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